What the FAQ are you asking?

Thank you for your interest in Burning Chef Website Design. Below, you will find our most frequently asked questions. Hopefully, any questions that you may have will be answered below:

Q. Why did you name your design studio Burning Chef?
A. Because Microsoft, Apple, Oracle, and Hannah Montana were all taken.  Actually, the name appeared in a dream, so, why not?

Q. Where is your office located?
A. In a windowless bunker outside of Philadelphia, PA, USA.  Don’t worry, the mole people keep us company.

Q. What do you charge for a website?
A. Money.  How much depends on what you want.  I have recently charged between $5 and $5,000,000.  Yeah, somewhere between those two numbers.

Q. Boxers or briefs?
A. Banana Hammock.

Q. Many of your clients complain that it is difficult to work with you because of your rugged handsomeness, your charm, and your amazing sense of humor.  Does this bother you?
A. It is my curse.  I am reminded of this every time I see my own reflection, buy myself flowers, or overhear one of my original knock-knock jokes being told at an upscale social event.  Thanks for bringing up such a painful subject.

Q. What do you use in your hair?
A. Nothing, but natural juices and berries.

Q. How do you normally dress when you are creating a new web site?
A. In nothing but a cummerbund and a bow tie.  I try to keep things classy.

Q. I’m so impressed by you.  I’ve heard that your designs are so kick-ass, that Chuck Norris won’t even Google you.
A. It’s true.  But, it could be due to the fact that trying to type out BurningChef using only a roundhouse kick can be just a hint difficult.

Q. How long does it take you to create such wonderful works of art?
A. Well, Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither will your new website. Websites need time to bake. It all depends on what the site will do. If you want your site to just play dead… a few days. If you want it to jump through a ring of fire, then dance on its hind legs, and finally do a full trapeze act… a week or two. Can you tell that I just went to the circus?

Q. What is your favorite dinosaur?
A. Well, first it was the Brontosaurus, but it turns out that species never really existed. Then it was the Triceratops, but that species never existed either. So, I guess that I will have to go with Abe Vigoda.

Q. When does the narwhal bacon?
A. At midnight, of course!

Q. Ok, so I really want to contact you about a brand spanking new website and also to find out your contact info to leave you everything in my will. How can I reach you?
A. There are a few ways to contact me. You can use the Contact Page, Facebook, Twitter, carrier pigeon, pony express, telegraph, or singing telegram. You can always just give us a call at 484-994-CHEF if some of those are a bit outdated for you.

Do you have a question that you would like to see answered here?  Submit your question on our contact page.

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